Embellish: Your first attack roll of each round gains +1. If that attack misses, your next attack roll gains +2. If that attack roll misses, your next attack roll gains +4.
Bridger would often tell astonished audiences about how, after a chase of many miles, he was cornered in a blind ravine by over a hundred angry natives. When asked how he had escaped, he would lean in close and whisper, "I didn't. They kilt me." (I didn't. They killed me.)