Milhamat Doroth: Once each game, if this card is in play or in your discard pile, when another player makes a critical hit, you may choose for that attack to count as a normal hit instead. If this card was in your discard pile, you cannot use this ability again this match.
"[Judah] donned his breastplate like a giant, And girded on his weapons of war."
-1 Maccabees 3:3