Skeith
To play this, tap one of your Dark or Earth Neopets. When you play this card, you may choose a Food in your opponent's bank and discard it. Before each of your turns, if you have any Skarl's Personal Guards in play, choose one of them. It doesn't untap this turn.
"You fools! I asked for that twenty minutes ago! How am I supposed to rule this kingdom on an empty stomach?"